This was a hard list to make because there are so many wonderful, memorable lines! I decided to put them in categories. (More to come.) The ones below are the best lines that stand on their own; they are great even if you didn’t know what the scene was. You could put them in another show, and they would still be excellent.
1. Dale, Chupacabra (203)
If I had known the world was ending, I’d have brought better books.
2. Michonne, I Ain’t a Judas (311)
I did not realize the Messiah complex was contagious.
3. Bob, Four Walls and a Roof (503)
Nightmares end, but they shouldn’t end who you are.
4. Abraham, Spend (514)
5. Abraham, Conquer (516)
There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don’t know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit, and then some.
6. Lead Savior Biker, No Way Out (609)
If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow, repeat. Goes quicker.
7. Molls, The Same Boat (613)
Honey, you need to take some yoga breaths and calm your ass down.
8. Negan, Last Day on Earth (616)