This was a hard list to make because there are so many wonderful, memorable lines!  I decided to put them in categories. (More to come.) The ones below are the best lines that stand on their own; they are great even if you didn’t know what the scene was.  You could put them in another show, and they would still be excellent.

1. Dale, Chupacabra (203)

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If I had known the world was ending, I’d have brought better books.

2. Michonne, I Ain’t a Judas (311)

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I did not realize the Messiah complex was contagious.

3. Bob, Four Walls and a Roof (503)

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Nightmares end, but they shouldn’t end who you are.

4. Abraham, Spend (514)

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Mother dick!

5. Abraham, Conquer (516)

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There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don’t know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit, and then some.

6. Lead Savior Biker, No Way Out (609)

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If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow, repeat. Goes quicker.

7. Molls, The Same Boat (613)

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Honey, you need to take some yoga breaths and calm your ass down.

8. Negan, Last Day on Earth (616)

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Hi.  You’re Rick, right?  I’m Negan, and I don’t appreciate you killing my men. Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people.  Not cool.